Okay, seriously people, I have something important to say here. If you really must ring a call centre and get all attitudey with the monkeys, and then decide that we're not kissing your over-compensating ass enough and try to impress us with your giant vocabulary and massive intellect ( Read more... )

I fucking hate St Patrick's Day. It's not even about Ireland, it's just an excuse for imbeciles to tap the previously unchartered depths of their stupidity with the help of massive quantities of alcohol. I hope every loud, drunken, annoying person out there dies of liver failure, alone, in the snow. When I recreate the world in my image, the wages ( Read more... )

Every now and then, you read a news article that makes you feel all warm inside. Like this story about a couple in Florida being pepper sprayed for having a mobile phone conversation in a cinema ( Read more... )